Captions



      1. Martin Sheen and son, Emilio Estevez.



      "What do you mean I'm going bowling with Jud Nelsons dad???"
      (contributed by Lynee)

      "You realize this is going on your permanent record card..."
      (contributed by Lisa)

      Martin -- :::whispering::: "Son.. you know those cookies
      your mom baked last night?"
      Emilio -- "Yes."
      Martin -- "Well, there all gone now! I just couldn't help it.
      What am I going to do?"
      Emilio -- "Oh noooo, not again... you can leave me out of this one."
      (contributed by Tammy)

      "Son, it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
      (contributed by Ann)

      "I know you had your heart set on chicken tonight, but your
      Mother's already bought the meatloaf."
      (contributed by Starr)

      "Umm, don't look down, but...., your fly is open."
      (contributed by Yvette)

      Martin -- "Emil, it's time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"
      Emilio -- "Okay Dad, sit down and I'll tell you all about it!"
      (contributed by Laura)

      2. Martin Sheen and son, Ramon Estevez.



      "Don't make any sudden moves we're Irish."
      (contributed by Lynee)

      "Just smile and they go away."
      (contributed by Ann)

      "Dear God, I think they've blinded me"
      (contributed by Suzanne)

      "Ramon, that meatloaf really did a number on my stomach."
      (contributed by Starr)

      "Stop right here and just stare back with a cheesy smile, it freaks um out. Watch I'm gonna rub my nose, they'll all do a buger check."
      (contributed by Yvette)

      "Why yes sir, it is customary on this planet to present visiting aliens with your wifes meatloaf , enjoy. (See, I told you I'd get rid of that meatloaf)"
      (contributed by Yvette)

      3. Martin Sheen and son, Charles Sheen.



      "This is why I had kids, that and so someone can
      get the remote for me."
      (contributed by Lynee)

      Martin -- "Oh well, looks like it's going to be a looong
      day,but I'm used to it"
      Charlie -- "Hey, what can I say? They love me Dad."
      (contributed by Tammy)

      "Uh, Dad, exactly what were you thinking when you put that super glue on your elbow?"
      (contributed by Yvette)

      Martin -- "I am the hunk of this family."
      (contributed by Ann)

      "Dad, what exactly does "slave for the day" entail?"
      (contributed by Suzanne)

      "You're not getting away that fast, kiddo! If I have to eat the meatloaf, so do you!"
      (contributed by Starr)

      "Shh here they come, you make like a piece of furniture and I'll lead them off the trail."
      (contributed by Yvette)